Important Quotes
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.”
- Dame Edna Everage
"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?”
- Jean Kerr
“Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.”
- George Eliot
Funny Quotes. Speaker Unknown
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Always remember you are unique... just like everybody else.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits that he's lost?
Worst excuse for no homework. I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
He who laughs last... didn't get it.
Inspirational Ouotes
Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult.Hypocrites
The acts of this life are the destiny of the next.
Eastern Proverb
As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more.
Jules Renard
Quotes on Happiness
When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we stare so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
Helen Keller
Ask yourself this question. 'Will it matter in a year from now?'
Richard Carlson
